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Warcraft raging !!!
Jun 28th
Warcraft tournament kid loses his mind …… do you think the camera in his face was fueling his eggo?
Microsoft Xbox360 2009 E3 Conference *Updated* with Media Content
Jun 1st
Microsoft Xbox360 June 1 , 2009 E3 Conference
- Tony Hawk Ride with new skateboard controller inferred/accelerometer.
Tony Hawk Ride
- Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 *Game play looks amazing. 2 new COD maps at launch and lol at the guy looking like he was in the game.
- Final Fantasy 13 *Odin will be a summon and this will release Spring of 2010.
XBox Live Exclusives
- Shadow Complex *From the creators of Gears of War comes a 3D Side Scroller over 120 secrets to discover which is coming out this summer.
- Joy Ride * A game for your avatar sort of like Keflings was. It’s a car game, free to download and if your friend has a map that you don’t have you can still play with them on that map they own.
- Crackdown 2 *With a promise of a new worry. Some kind of monsters will be your new enemy, also from the same studio real world comes a new type of game called APB (All Points Bullets).
- Left for Dead 2* Dropping November 14th with an all black cast ..with southern Alabama accents?
- Splintercell Convictions *Mission updates are in-game projected on the wall, real time new tools such as EMP grenades.
- Forza Motorsport 3 * Will be dropping October with 400 cars and a one button driving you also have the ability to create and upload 1080p videos.
- Halo 3 ODST *Starts weeks before the start of Halo 3 and you will have multiple flash backs to different ODST to finish piecing together the puzzle. It will drop September 22nd 2009.
- Halo Reach Fall 2010* Little is being said about his top secret game but if you buy Halo 3 ODST, you will get an invite code to the Halo Reach Online Beta.
- Alan Wake *Is sort of like Silent Hill where you follow a writer that gets to watch his horror book he wrote come to life. His wife is gone and now he has to collect all the pieces of his book to find out whats going on this game will release “Spring 2010″
Xbox Live
- Last.fm *Will be added to the XBox console FREE of charge with a nice little 3D interface to scroll through your songs, it is due out later this year.
- Netflix * Is getting an update and you will now be able to search the entire Netflix movie selection and watch instantly on the Xbox360
- Sky * Is a new Live TV service with football stations and news station right on the Xbox 360.
- Zune’s Instant on 1080p *Is a new service that will allow for instant watching of moves music with no waiting for download movies on demand.
- Xbox Live Social *You will now have the ability to invite your friends to the Xbox live party, sit in a media room, and watch any movie together.
- Facebook * Facebook is being added to the Xbox360. You can update status and even see who on Facebook has a Xbox live account with the avatar showing up under there names. You can even take screenshots in-game and post them on your face book all while still in-game.
- Twitter * This fall Twitter is being added to the Xbox360, you can check and even Twitter
- right from your Xbox360.
LAST EPIC ANOUNCEMENTS
- Metalgear Solid Rising has been announced and you play as Raiden. I’m sure its going to explain his back story more and how he came to be in such a way.
- New Motion Sensor Camera (Code Named: Project Natal) has been announced from complete control of the Xbox360′s interface to a whole new way to do video conference this camera far surpasses the Playstation Eye and I can say that because I own both a 360 and a PS3 also the creators of Fable 2 have created what I think has thrown me off of my chair, Milo which is a boy using the Natal camera can understand what you are saying interact with you and even let you draw on piece of paper and scan it into the game just by holding it up, its amazing . *note* Natal is Portuguese for Christmas
The PirateBay Will Make You Pay$
May 12th
Ok , where going to do things a little bit like that one movie that counts down from the explosion then shows you what happens lol. I was on gizmodo.com trolling to see the interesting storys for the day when I saw this comment
” People who run one of the world’s largest websites for pirates… want those pirates… to pay someone money? Yes, yes, those on the receiving might not actually make anything, but this does seem to defeat the idea of “free”. That they could actually make $3.5 million is a little laughable, as that’s almost 27 million payments. They must think they have a following far more loyal than “hey, here’s an easy place to get free stuff.” You’d think that anyone who was willing to pay money in order to continue to receive goods and services would have, you know, paid money in the first place.” Posted by icelight
And thought to myself wow that has got to be the most truest of statements to date . here is what he is talking about
Im sure you rememeber the BIG pirate bay case, im sure everyone was eyeing that case since it determins the outcome of what happens to torrent users .Well sorry to say they lost the case ,they appelled but that didn’t go so well as of what im hearing .So in order to dodge the legal fees they are deploying a tactic gizmodo.com is calling the Ddo$ attack *distributed denial of dollars attack*. Under this plan you will be asked to pay an internet fee of $0.13 to be sent to the Danowsky firm and other music companies to handle and process all the payments . Most tend to agree pirates go to the site to avoid paying fees ,what makes piratebay think they can teach an old pirate new tricks? As much as I support what piratebay is about I just don’t have that much faith in a band of pirates , And if by chance they can get everyone to pull together to make 3.5 million dollars they better make a movie about it for it will be epic .
British Soldiers Dodging Not Just Bullets Anymore…
May 1st
But Donkeys? Yes, you read it right folks. Donkeys!
No Shrek to save the day here!
Several British military personnel were bombed as their armored vehicle passed an explosive laden donkey in Southern Afghanistan. Showering all over the soldier and the vehicle’s turret, blood and entrails galore! This led the rest of his team to believe he was mortally wounded but he insisted he was quite fine.
Follow the rest of this story in the Times Online article here.
After reading this I can’t but help but think that nothing is sacred anymore. They send kids out with guns to fight an adult’s battle, now Donkey-Bombs. What next? Kamikaze Birds? Tortoise Landmines? Genetically altered Llamas and Camels that spit acid? (Okay, so it’s a stretch, but just imagine!)
I thought surely in the Middle East, they held regard for their animals almost higher than their populous. Maybe I was wrong but geez, we are proven again and again as to just HOW extreme the Taliban extremists actually are in the region.
Ah well, bacon anyone? Something tells me swine flu is gonna cause a drop in peoples’ purchases. I wonder if they actually make any products out of donkey.. Huh. Something to research next!
It seems as though the livestock trend in the news will live on for a period, how long that is for now, not sure. But we’ll be sure to fill you in with a ModTV perspective!
Miss Miah (CrimsonOoze@gmail.com) | Written: May 01, 2009
Why i think David Prager,The exec at revision3.com has the kindest heart i have ever seen
Mar 28th
Dl Prager lets a strange man enter his house while he twitters and ustreams the whole event
